A Post in Which You Start Thinking About Subliminal Messaging and What it Would Be like If We All Wore Matching Shoes

So, take a journey with me. A journey in your mind!! Think about what it would be like if we all acted the same, looked the same, talked the same, and were perfect in the same way. Ugh, gross huh? What if everything was white and one dimensional? That would be legit! A white so bright it hurt your eyes! Everything would be so bright that you wouldn’t even notice that everything was the same color. If everything was exactly the same color, there would be no dimension! Think about it, how do you define the edge of an object? There’s a color around the edge that’s different, like a shadow! What would happen if the shadow was the exact same color? If you guessed there would be no dimension...You are correct! What that had to do with anything, I am unsure. Potatoes! Anyways, once upon a time I traveled to this place across a river and through some New Mexico landscape, to the place where all the youths are educated in one building. And I noticed something disgusting. They all looked the same. Sure there was a color variation here, and a pattern variation there, but there was nothing to define them. It was so blah, personally, I was disgusted. And they should've been disgusted too, but unfortunately, there were too busy looking exactly the same that they didn't notice. Why this would be appealing, I have no idea. Skittles! So now that we have taken our journey and you are completely disgusted like myself, are you going to be that color that define the edges? Define yourself from all from all the copies. Personally, I love dimension.

I tripped and fell

It was a Wednesday morning, like any other. It had rained, which was lovely. When it comes to rain, well, I love it. Cliché I know ;) but one of the greatest things of rainy days is puddles! Honestly, I love puddles. They are one of the greatest joys of life. Why you ask? Puddle splashing, that’s why. Splashing in puddles is ahhhmazing. On this particular rainy Wednesday morning, I was doing this very thing, until I tripped and fell into a puddle. But I didn't hit the ground; I kept falling, and falling, and falling, and spinning, and falling. I opened my eyes to find that I was lying on the ground next to the puddle, looking up at a purple sky. Yes, a purple sky. As I looked around I found that not only was the sky purple, all of the other colors were different, yellow grass, blue trees, and everything was backwards, like mirror images. It was really quite lovely. It was an alternate universe. If you have seen the movie Coraline, you can imagine, to an extent, how t looked. How did I get back to the proper universe you ask? Well, the answer to that would be that I didn't, I am still living in this alternate universe, and I like it much better. You should try it sometime :)

Once upon a time, there was a girl named Erica. She was more than a little crazy. She had crazy adventures, and wished she could share them with the rest of the world. Then one day (today), she realized she could, so she created a blog entitled The Marvelous MisAdventures Of Erica! And that girl...was me! This is the last time I'll talk about myself in third-person, i promise :))